Chev Chelios Won’t Die

March 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm (Movies)

“Just juice me.” ~ Chev Chelios

I came across this trailer for “Crank 2: High Voltage” and I had to post it because it’s just breathtakingly ridiculous.  A montage unbelievable choices. I’m stunned that it exists.

Aside to the person who approved this mess: I know a video editor who can piece together a great story. Please, email me. I’ll hook you up with him.
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7 Comments

  1. Bob said,

    March 12, 2009 at 6:27 am

    Well I know I’ll be off to see it. Looks Great! ;)

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  2. jjt said,

    March 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

    And Jason Stratham’s career was on such a promising trajectory. What a shame…

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  3. julieluongo said,

    March 12, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I liked the first The Transporter.

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  4. jjt said,

    March 12, 2009 at 11:27 am

    And that was about it, right? The last one was worse than Chev will be (maybe).

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  5. julieluongo said,

    March 12, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Yeah. I didn’t watch the other Transporters. They looked dumb. Chev Chelios, though … how can you come up with such a great character name and then blow it so monumentally? I want my name to be Chev Chelios.

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  6. jjt said,

    March 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    How about Jules Julios? That works…

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  7. julieluongo said,

    March 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I like it.

    Reply

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