Look-Alike Celebrities or White People All Look the Same to Me

“God help you if you are an ugly girl, ‘course too pretty is also your doom, ’cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.” ~Ani Difranco

I have extremely poor face recognition skills with people I don’t know well. This includes people on the big screen. I didn’t always know this about myself, and I once made a bet for $100 while watching Chasing Amy that the actress was Renee Zellweger:

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I know now that it was Joey Lauren Adams:

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Here’s another. I’ve been talking about wanting to see Lars and the Real Girl since I saw the trailer. Then last week I watched a documentary on men who own real dolls and that further stoked my interest. (The documentary is called Guys and Dolls. I highly recommend it.)

I was especially excited about Lars and the Real Girl since David Arquette is in it, and I like him. So, I’ve been talking about this for awhile and eventually was told it’s not David Arquette. I argued…but didn’t make any bets. Turns out it’s Ryan Gosling:

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I guess he doesn’t look so much like David Arquette:

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So, I’m starting to realize it’s my brain that’s the problem.

Here’s another. Ray Stevenson (Titus Pullo from Rome):

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He looks a bit like Henry Rollins:

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No? Ok, well, I’m pretty sure Helen Hunt, LeeLee Sobieski, and Blake Lively look alike. If I had to cast a family, I’d pick these women. And I’d throw Chloe Sevigny in for good measure.

Helen Hunt, b. 1963

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LeeLee Sobieski, b. 1981

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Blake Lively, b. 1987

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Chloe Sevigny, b. 1974

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Yes. They totally look alike. Don’t they?

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