And Happy New 3rd Millennium, Dog Killers

“The whole history of calendar-making is that of successive attempts to reconcile the irreconcilable, and the numberless systems of intercalated months, and the like, are thus of minor scientific interest.” ~Joseph Needham

Salvador Dali’s Melting Clock by lianu

I almost forgot to wish all of the followers of the Coptic Calendar a Happy New Millenium. In Addis Ababa, the party planners moved all of the homeless people to the countryside and poisoned the stray dogs to tidy up for the big day. What a bunch of humanitarians. I think both transient dogs and people make for a better party. But what do I know? I’m a slave to the Gregorian calendar.

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16 Comments

  1. Gary said,

    September 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    I like that there are different calendars. Everyone should use mine. Year zero started 39 years ago on the 19th.

  2. julieluongo said,

    September 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Of this month? Making today 9.13.38?

  3. Gary said,

    September 13, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    actually it’s 12/26/38 today

  4. Jenn said,

    September 13, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Woo hoo! 12/26 is my birthday!!!

  5. julieluongo said,

    September 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Oh right. Dur.

  6. Gary said,

    September 13, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    Happy Birthday Jenn!

  7. michael said,

    September 14, 2007 at 11:30 am

    The thing that bothers me the most about that article is the fact that the Black Eyed Peas went to Ethiopia, the poorest country like, ever, to perform a concert where tickets were $150 per! What a bunch of miserable douchebags.

  8. michael said,

    September 14, 2007 at 11:31 am

    Oh, and also the dog poisoning thing and clearing the streets of the homeless. I’m also totally against that.

  9. julieluongo said,

    September 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Sure you are, Michael. Why’d you pour that transmission fluid in a trough on the side of the road a few days before Jazz Fest then? Huh?

  10. Jim said,

    September 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    It’s because transmission fluid doesn’t kill rats, it just makes them lethargic.

    Then when you get them home you just pop them in a plastic bag with a little ammonium carbonate, cover it in KY, and you’re good to go.

  11. michael said,

    September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Jim you totally got me pegged.

  12. Jim said,

    September 14, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Hey, it’s not exactly a shot in the dark. Who doesn’t like a live rodent trying to rip its way though their colon eventually suffocating and doing a death convulsion against their prostate?

    Osama Bin laden, that’s who.

  13. michael said,

    September 14, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    I’m saying. If we stop lubing up furry little creatures to shove in our butts, the terrorists win.

  14. julieluongo said,

    September 15, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    I was talking about stray dogs not rats. But, I understand… when something is topmost on your mind, everything seems like it’s about that. Here’s a fetish forum that might be more satisfying for you guys:

    http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php

    You’re welcome!

  15. Anonymous said,

    March 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    what dtae did salvador dali pain this cuz i ave to do this painting 4 tmozoo and ill get a detenshion otherwise !!!

  16. Arunanshu Bhattacharya said,

    August 5, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Dali is uncompaerable, unic. Best among all.


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