Everyday someone searches these terms and finds my blog:
lindsay lohan no underpants
Lindsay Lohan without underwear
Lindsay Lohan without panties
But I don’t have those pictures of Miss Lindsay (you can link to them above though). I just wrote about her propensity to go underwearless, which I don’t have anything against per se.
However, there’s such a focus on LiLo’s punani, it’s bringing to mind the phrase “familiarity breeds contempt.” Well, I guess that’s my problem altogether with Lindsay. I want to break up with her. But I can’t because I’ve made a commitment to ride this wave until the end. I will dutiful follow a celebrity! It’s not easy. I don’t know how fans do it.
Let’s remember Lindsay as she was before she became a weird adult:
Maybe it was the “illness” that made her turn the corner:
Because now she’s got the heavy smoking, hard-life pallor of a baby-mama from a peeyay coal town.
Hey, Lindsay, you’d better watch yourself on this path. Gretchen Wilson might try to beat you up for looking more like a tough redneck bitch than she does. And you do not want to be her enemy.
Wait a sec…will this make me Gretchen Wilson’s enemy? Now I’m sort-of afraid. Nah, she’s too busy with her career, getting drunk, getting into bar fights, and raising her babies to fuss with me. Right? You think that’s probably the case?
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mmc said,
October 17, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Now let’s think about this, what has this Linsday really done. Has she really contributed anything to society. I think you should find someone who shows more skin, maybe like, Pam Anderson?
Rats!
julieluongo said,
October 17, 2006 at 9:20 pm
You can try to distract me from my commitment to Lindsay, but it won’t…Pammy, you say?
Lindsay’s Proactive « Julie Luongo said,
October 30, 2006 at 11:44 pm
[...] Lindsay Lohan is hosting the new Proactive commercial. And she’s looking good these days. I feel bad for saying she reminded me of a redneck, coal town baby mama (in my wildly popular entry Lindsay Lohan Without Panties). [...]
Gooba said,
November 19, 2006 at 11:57 pm
Icky-sticky pallid chainsmoking girl not good looking any more.