1., no 10., no 1. Being a Letterman fan, I can never decide if I should start at 1 or 10.
2. My likes and dislikes are too fleeting to proclaim them in writing. Top ten most or least favorite anything is subject to the law of relativity.
3. I don’t feel very clever in this format.
4. There is just no way I’m going to think of something clever now that I’m trying too hard.
5. I’m really losing steam.
6. I think lists like this require some sort-of linear organization I lack.
7. I like reading top 10 lists.
8. I wish I could write them well.
9. I always struggle to think of the last point. The pressure’s on. It’s gotta be good.
10.
Dave says: “There is no off position on the genius switch.”
(He just says this a lot.)
